Ahoy me hearties! Shiver my timbers and blow me down,

It's Captain Redbeard    'A pirate life book 1'

Batten down the hatches for the enthralling high sea adventures of the most notorious pirate Redbeard and his Man-O-War

Rough sea's. Daring raids. Piracy, Plunder, Cunning escapes, Three sheets to the wind, Loot, and Mutiny (son of a biscuit eater).

And for all yo Scurvy Dogs, there's no treasure map.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! you aren't getting me pieces of eight,

you'll be Walking the Plank and Shark Bait.